Halwasat hamede
كتب بواسطة: hamede | بتاريخ: 2009/05/02 | المشاهدات: 335 | التعليقات: 11 | آخر تعليق |

1-Few women admit their age.

Few men act it.

2-If nothing sticks to teflon how do they make it stick to the pan.

3-What makes men chase women who the have no intention of marrying?

The same instinct that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention to drive.

4-Indians discovered columbus.

5-Never smack a man who.s chewin tobacco.

6-If bush were captain of the titanic he will say we were stopping for ice.

7-If love is the answer could you rephrase the question.

8-Old age isn,t bad when you consider the alternative.

9-What do elephants use for tampons.

Sheep.

 

10-Support mental health or i,ll kill you.

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mosaali
mosaali
(1) 2009/05/03 11:14 ص

gooooooooooooood MR hamede
وقت_المغيب
وقت_المغيب
(2) 2009/05/03 11:19 ص

What makes men chase women who the have no intention of marrying? -3-



The same instinct that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention to drive



"(((( Marriage is not all, they are looking may be for love, friendship, or may be for amusement… women have a lot)))))0



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7-If love is the answer could you rephrase the question





((((( No questions in love, always love is the best answer I am sure… but to rephrase its questions … that actually the death of love… so don't ask … just feel and live love as it is)))))))







8-Old age isn,t bad when you consider the alternative





((((( Always we have alternatives but who is can consider them … it is difficult but possible… )))))














ordoniyah
ordoniyah
(3) 2009/05/03 11:49 ص

If love is the answer could you rephrase the question





may be the question is





WHAT IS LIFE





nice n sweet topic



good luck
hamede
hamede
(4) 2009/05/03 11:27 م

Thank you all
وقت_المغيب
وقت_المغيب
(5) 2009/05/05 2:56 م

but actually what did you mean by >>>What do elephants use for tampons.



Sheep.

...>>>..
hamede
hamede
(6) 2009/05/05 7:20 م

وقت_المغيب

No comment
وقت_المغيب
وقت_المغيب
(7) 2009/05/06 9:29 ص

oh why is that still don't understand....
hamede
hamede
(8) 2009/05/06 5:03 م

وقت_المغيب



because it is like a mans joke
وقت_المغيب
وقت_المغيب
(9) 2009/05/07 8:23 ص

yeh yeh i get it late... but before you told me hahah thanx
المتيم_
المتيم_
(10) 2009/08/13 9:29 م

when we say there is one chance you must get it befor you lost it

thank u hamedi 22222much
hamede
hamede
(11) 2009/09/04 11:41 م

المتيم_

Thank you
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